So basically I have amazing friends. Some of said amazing friends went on a school band tour to Vienna, where they were struck by simultaneous bouts of boredom and creativity. The result of these were them producing the amazingness that is The Bethy Cotter Chronicles and hence naming me forever onwards.
Thus, I’m proud to present you with Volumes One, Two and Three. (Four, Five, Six and Seven will probably never come into existence, but just the fact that they could is inspiring).
Bethy Cotter & The Fist Of Stone
One fateful night, in Jindric’s Hollow, Bethy Cotter and her faithful friends were struck by the thunder fist of Dunndemort.
In a fit of rage she had ascended from a hellish realm to put a stop to their fun
10 Hours Later
“Bethy, don’t you know how you got that scar on your back? It wasn’t in a flying fox accident – it was Dunndemort!”
“Who’s Dunndemort?” asked Bethy, suffering from temporary amnesia.
“She is the most feared educator in all the land. You must not speak her name – refer to her as She Who Must Not Be Named. She’s only fearful of one other educator – Robledore. Only with his help can you defeat her.”
Bethy Cotter & The Chamber Of Seniors.
After these events, back at Hogsby, Dunndemort had sworn revenge on Bethy Cotter for her near suspension. She tried to restrict Bethy’s access to the Chamber Of Seniors during class hours, claiming she was “in there too much.”
Bethy longed to enter the realm of seniors, and her & her friends planned a way to gain entry.
Meanwhile, Dunndemort planted her Basilisk textbooks, which instantly turned the reader to deadness from boredom. But Bethy was smarter than Dunndemort, and hacked the IT system of the school to find out where they were planted. Bethy enlisted in the help of Gilderoy Lockheart, who preferred styling his hair rather than teaching. Together, they came up with a plan – Lockheart used his intense pen spinning skills to distract Dunndemort, while Bethy gained access to the Chamber of Seniors.
Dunndemort was furious and sprinted to the COS. She grabbed one of the many empty paper towel rolls and challenged Bethy to a duel. Bethy won as she directed a stream of water at Dunndemort, which had a corrosive effect on Dunndemort’s face.
Bethy could use the chamber once more.
Bethy Cotter & The Prisoner Of 313
In the third term at Hogsby, Bethy Cotter was to face Dunndemort once more. The school raidserver had an infamous drawing of a wicked witchy PE teacher. It was a secret of the students. But one day, Dunndemort blamed Bethy Cotter for this drawing, claiming that it was Serious Dad who had informed her of her treachery.
After some very, very brief investigation, Bethy and her sidekicks discovered it was in fact Davidtail Wormson who lied to Dunndemort. She had hated Bethy Cotter ever since year 8 maths – back in the terrible days of juniordom.
Bethy swore revenge on Davidtail Wormson and decided to transfer out of her class.
When Dunndemort realized that Serious Dad had exposed her lie, she vowed revenge on him.
Bethy helped Serious Dad to escape Dunndemort’s wrath by taking a Trainogriff to Asquith KFC where he took refuge in the CaveFC bucket, where he survived on chicken wings.
The End. Realm.